Behaviour Quotes and Sayings

Some funny quotes on human behaviour:

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
~Francis Beaumont


With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.
~Otto Von Bismarck

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say.
~ Rene Descartes


Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Many things--such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly--are done worst when we try hardest to do them.
~ C.S. Lewis


Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
~ Francesca M. Cancian

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
~Peter Ustinov


Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
~George W. Crane

What you do not want others to do to you, do not do to others.
~Confucius

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
~Eleanor Roosevelt

It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
~Dr. Rob Gilbert

Eccentric behavior is not routinely noticed around a movie set.
~Gene Tierney

Perfect behaviour is born of complete indifference.
~Cesare Pavese


We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
~Doug Horton

I've been trying to avoid goal-oriented behavior.
~Laurie Anderson

Spry is not a look, spry is behavior.
~Robert Culp

The wolf changes his coat, but not his disposition.
~Proverb

With animal behavior, they're all fine until you introduce some rogue element into the cage, and then they go crazy.
~Jeanette Winterson