Monday, October 11, 2010

Funny Children Quotes

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These are some Funny Quotes about Children. Enjoy

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
~Author Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
~D. Haim Ginott

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
~Rita Rudner

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
~Christopher Morley

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
~Harry S Truman

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~Henry Fielding

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
~Bill Cosby

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.
~Author Unknown

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
~Bill Cosby quotes

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
~Pablo Picasso

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
~John Wilmot

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
~Clarence Darrow

Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
~ Sir. Francis Bacon

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
~Samuel Butler

Parents like the idea of kids, they just don't like their kids.
~Morley Safer

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it.
~Monta Crane

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.
~Rabindranath Tagore

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
~Groucho Marx

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
~Franklin P. Jones

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
~Henry Fielding

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
~Dick Cavett

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
~Edgar W. Howe

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
~ Phyllis Diller

Old men can make war, but it is children who will make history.
ray Merritt
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