Funny Friendship quotes

Some funny quotes on fridnship and best friends.

"The best vitamin for making friends: B1"

"You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
~Laurence Sterne

"The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons."

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."
~ Anon

"I got a lot of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!"
~ Archie Bunker

"It is best not to try to get the best of your best friend"

"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
~Wilson Mizner

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
~Samuel Butler


"A friend to all is a friend to none."
~ Aristotle

"No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend"
~Groucho Marx

"A true friend stabs you in the front."
~ Oscar Wilde

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. "
~ Bernard Meltzer


"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
~ John Leonard

"I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."
~Euripides

"We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us."

"You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine you to be."
~Johann Kaspar Lavater