Funny Advertising Quotes

Here are some funny America Quotes.

When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded. ~Pat Brown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. ~Stephen Butler Leacock

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
~Thomas Jefferson

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much
about having close relationships.
~Andy Warhol

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
~Lily Tomlin

Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease.
~Author Unknown

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.
~C. Edwin Baker


Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is.
~Fairfax Cone

Advertising is selling Twinkies to adults.
~Donald R. Vance


You know, life is like a Mentos commercial... Pointless, and having very little to do with Mentos.
~Anonymous

I have learned that any fool can write a bad ad, but that it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.
~Leo Burnett

Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.
~Anonymous

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
~George Santayana

I don't mind being called hooligans. Creatives are attracted to that kind of reputation.
~Nina DiSesa

The most common trouble with advertising is that it tries too hard to impress people.
~James Randolph Adams

Advertising is totally unnecessary. Unless you hope to make money.
~Jef I. Richard

The only prejudice I've found anywhere in TV is in some advertising agencies, and there isn't so much prejudice as just fear.
~Nat King Cole

Censorship is advertising paid by the government.
~Federico Fellini