Sunday, July 11, 2010

Funny Cat Quotes

These are some Funny Quotes About Cats

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.
~ Unknown

If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~ Mark Twain

I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.

God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
~ Fernand Mery

People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
~ English Proverb

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
~ Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
~ Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
~ Anonymous

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
~ Leo Dworken

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats
~ Unknown

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
~ W. L. George

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
~Mark Twain

Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.
~ Paul Gray

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
~ Garrison Keillor

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
~ Mark Twain

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.
~Mark Twain

A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do
~Bill Adler

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
~ P. G. Wodehouse

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart
~Ernest Menaul

The little furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into.
~Bruce Schimmel

Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.

You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.
~ Sir Harry Swanson

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
~ Ellen Perry Berkeley

In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.
~Roseanne Anderson

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ~Will Cuppy

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
~ Hazel Nicholson

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
~Paul Gray

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
~Theophile Gautier

By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.
~ Colette

When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess, but the minute they think you are not looking, a cat acts like a fool.
~ KC Buffington
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