Astrology Quotes and sayings

Some Funny Astrology Quotes.

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. ~Edward Abbey

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
~Noel Coward

We need not feel ashamed of flirting with the zodiac. The zodiac is well worth flirting with. ~D.H. Lawrence

Astronomy to the selfish becomes astrology. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.
Rebecca West

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical. ~Arthur C. Clarke

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
~John Kenneth Galbraith

Hillary [Clinton] and Nancy [Reagan] have a lot in common -- they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars for guidance, Nancy with astrology and Hillary with Barbra Streisand.
~Bill Maher

If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish... ~Robert G. Ingersoll

Astrology is just a finger pointing at reality. ~Steven Forrest

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy: the mad daughter of a wise mother
~Voltaire

The celestial bodies are the cause of all that takes place in the sublunar world. ~Thomas Aquinas