Funny Boredom Quotes

These are some funny quotes about boredom.


Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need
~Voltaire

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.
~Al Boliska

Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom
~Arthur Schopenhauer

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
~Thomas Szasz

When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.
~Eric Hoffer

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom
~ Dave Barry


Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
~Ambrose Bierce quotes

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.
~Thomas Carlyle

Even boredom has its crises.
~Mason Cooley

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.
~Jean Baudrillard

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
~Evelyn Waugh

In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice.
~ Richard Bach

Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do
~Unknown

I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.
~Heinrich Heine

For all the boredom the straight life brings, it's not too bad.
~Gus Van Sant

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~Dorothy Parker

You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea
~ Earl Nightingale

In marketing you must choose between boredom, shouting and seduction. Which do you want?
~Roy H. Williams

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom
~ Ovid

It seems that boredom is one of the greatest discoveries of our time. If so, there's no question but that he must be considered a pioneer.
~Luchino Visconti

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
~ Muriel Spark


Jump out the window if you are the object of passion. Flee it if you feel it. Passion goes, boredom remains.
~ Coco Chanel

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.
~ Ruth Gordon

The biggest bore is the person who is bored by everyone and everything.
~ Frank Tyger